Is It Halloween Yet?
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask? That was a quality item there, wasn’t it? That was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Like at Halloween: I knew I’d arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
—Henry David Thoreau
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?
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