The Man Who Stole A Leopard Excerptus

The Man Who Stole A Leopard


“Today a man was taken from his apartment on the New Jersey shore and arrested under suspicion of entrapment of a wild animal. Police who forced entry discovered a caged leopard in the building. The fully-grown feline was said to be surprisingly domesticated by zoological experts who gave her a thorough examination before preparing her for relocation. A large crowd had gathered outside to watch the beautiful creature as a giant cage was lowered slowly onto the street by a crane. From here the leopard was transferred into the back of a truck for her journey ahead. A startled onlooker said, “It’s extraordinary to think that any human being could have lived in such close quarters with such a dangerous animal.” Police are saying that the captor was simply besotted with the creature and barely left her side. It’s alleged that he hunted her in the wild and expertly forged documents to facilitate her illegal export to the United States of America. The incident has already created much controversy and is now likely to lead to a major international investigation into the life of the man who stole a leopard.”

Duran Duran

‘The Man Who Stole A Leopard”

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About Jonathan Harnisch

Author | Mental Health Advocate | Schizophrenia | Artist | Blogger | Podcast Host | Patent Holder | Hedge Fund Manager | Film & TV Producer | Musician
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